var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4103421-3"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @jesskott)http://jesskott.tumblr.com/<p>-________________-</p>http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/1015606673http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/1015606673Thu, 26 Aug 2010 15:34:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l591mzHSZS1qz9l0to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>well..what…what’s.. that?</p>http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/785850422http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/785850422Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:23:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4jrgsLho81qz9l0to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/732956825http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/732956825Thu, 24 Jun 2010 21:43:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3ibj9bh9Z1qz9l0to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAFDGVRS</p>http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/664264058http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/664264058Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:28:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2r180Z2vI1qz9l0to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/617952667http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/617952667Thu, 20 May 2010 22:50:23 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_573030920" src="http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/573030920/audio_player_iframe/jesskott/tumblr_l1xt1iTj0M1qz9l0t?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fjesskott%2F573030920%2Ftumblr_l1xt1iTj0M1qz9l0t" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p>just kidding</p>http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/573030920http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/573030920Wed, 05 May 2010 04:03:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1xrqaxP301qz9l0to1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>just trying to find something cool to listen to on last.fm but…awwww mannnn</p>http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/572988525http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/572988525Wed, 05 May 2010 03:34:00 -0400<a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Run-a-Lemonade-Stand">anyone want to buy lemonade from a creepy 21 year old girl/artist?</a>http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/572468047http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/572468047Tue, 04 May 2010 23:10:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1lmmrrIR21qzc7p8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://humansare.tumblr.com/post/556533771/via-alohafriday-check-it-out-guys-jess-got-a" target="_blank">humansare</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://alohafriday.org/" target="_blank">alohafriday</a>)</p> <p>check it out guys jess got a full size bed!</p> </blockquote> <p>this is way too accurate</p>http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/556684955http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/556684955Wed, 28 Apr 2010 17:17:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1iklcHaro1qz9l0to1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/552298372http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/552298372Mon, 26 Apr 2010 22:36:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l19qi9r0yf1qz9cfzo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://humansare.tumblr.com/post/540329863/you-were-wearing-blue-spandex-trying-to-score" target="_blank">humansare</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span><br/>“you were wearing blue spandex/ trying to score some easy sex/ youre just a woman scorned / i love you john zorn”</span></p> </blockquote>http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/541138365http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/541138365Thu, 22 Apr 2010 14:44:03 -0400“<p>Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk - dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it away.</p> <p>I’ve spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind believers, I’ve been able to discount all the facts to the contrary, the kitty odors that lurk in the corners of the garage and dirt smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace.</p> <p>The time comes, however, when a man must face reality: when he must look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary and announce: “This cat smells like a port-a-potty on a hot day in Juarez.”</p> <p>When that day arrives at your house, as it has in mine, I have some advice you might consider as you place your feline friend under your arm and head for the bathtub…</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.misterharold.net/joker/src/jkcats01.htm" target="_blank">some guy</a></em>http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/535243218http://jesskott.tumblr.com/post/535243218Tue, 20 Apr 2010 03:10:00 -0400<p><pre class="no-space"> ____... .-"--"""".__ `. | ` | ( `._....------.._.: ) .()'' ``(). ' () .==' `=== `-. . ) ( &lt;o&gt; &lt;o&gt; g) ) ) / J ( |. / . ( $$ (. 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